I am registered for two half marathons this year. Yes, two.
No. I am not in crazy good shape.
Actually – I’m sort of a rhombus, just, well square. I have left over muscles from 10 years of farm work and cross-country running in high school – but they are indolent muscles.
They are Netflix and wine muscles.
They are muscles that quietly sing Bruce Springstein’s Glory Days as they cry in their beer!
Today, I become a positive runner!
Today, I am on a mission!
I have twelve weeks to get into good enough shape to run the Bald Peak Half Marathon, in Hillsborough, Oregon!